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English-Pinoy Dictionary July 20, 2008

Posted by Anton in Witty Humor.
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Contemplate–     kulang ang mga pinggan
Punctuation–      pera para maka-enrol
Ice buko–            ayos buhok ko?
Tenacious–         sapatos na pang tennis
Calculator–         tawagan kita mamaya
Devastation–     sakayan ng bus
Protestand–       tindahan ng prutas
Statue–               ikaw ba yan?
Tissue–              ikaw nga!
Predicate–         pakawalan mo ang pusa
Dedicated–        pinatay ang pusa
Aspect–             pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
Deduct–            ang pato
Defeat–             ang paa (ng pato?)
Detail–              ang buntot(ng pato?)
Deposit–           Gripo (call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)
City–                 bago  mag- utso!
Cattle–             doon nakatila ang hali at leyna
Persuading–   unang kasal
Depress–        ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING
Defense–        ginagamit na mga pangsulat sa kontrata  sa PERSUADING
It depends–    kainin mo ang bakod
Shampoo–      bago mag labing-isha(11)
Delusion–       maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit,eh DELUSION)
Delivery–       walang bayad. Kapag working lunch, eh DELIVERY na ang tanghalian.
Profit–            patunayan mo
Balance sheet– what comes out after eating a balance diet
Backlog–       bacon saka egg
Beehive–       magpakatino ka
CD-ROM–      tingnan mo ang kwarto
Debug–          ang ipis
Defrag–         ang palaka
Defense–      ang bakod
Defer –         ang balahibo
Deflate–        ang plato
Detest–         ang eksamin
Devalue–      yon ang  susunod sa letrang V
Devote–        ang boto
Dilemma–     brownout!..a!!!(dilim a!)
Effort–          dun nagla-land ang efflane
July–            nagsisinungaling ka ba?
Thesis–        ito ay…
Devastation– kung saan ka kukuha ng bus!

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