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The Couple and the Fairy June 8, 2008

Posted by Anton in Romantic, Witty Humor.

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.” “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband” said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and — pouf! — two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.  Then it was the husband’s turn. He thought for a moment and said: “Well, this is all very romantic,but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish…”So the fairy waved her magic wand and — pouf! — the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember fairies are female.



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