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As I Mature February 28, 2009

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3-2-2009-3-49-36-amI’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you’d better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others – they are more screwed up than you think.

I’ve learned that you can keep vomitting long after  you think you’re finished.

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!

I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something isn’t working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

Pass this along to 5 friends.. trust me. They’ll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen.

If not… tough shit.

Date Rape & Sterilization Pill warning December 28, 2008

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sad girlPlease Inform all your Female Friends

Babala Para Sa Mga Kababaihan

A woman at a bar on a Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who, according to hospital and police reports, gang raped

her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes, along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood and Progesterex, essentially a small sterilization pill.

The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to

vets to sterilize large animals.  Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. 

As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl’s drink. The girl can’t remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before.

Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn’t get pregnant; she won’t conceive from the rape and the rapist needn’t worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later.

The drug’s effects ARE NOT TEMPORARY – They are P*E*R*M*A*N*E*N*T!!!

Progesterex was designed to sterilize horses..  Any female who takes it will NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE…

The weasels can get this drug from anyone who is in the vet school or any university.

It’s that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out big on campuses  everywhere. Believe it or not, there are

even sites on the Internet telling people how to use it.

Please forward this to everyone you know, especially girls.. Be careful when you’re out and don’t leave your drink unattended.

Please make the effort to forward this on to all you know… Guys, please  inform all your female friends and relatives!

REPOST THIS MSG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU CAN to HELP SAVE THE NEXT VICTIM.

Happy Buddies’ Day! December 22, 2008

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rose bouquetlifeForward to all your friends, including me. And don’t tell me you’re too 

busy for this. Don’t you know the phrase “stop and smell the flowers”? 

See how many “bouquets” you end up with! 

Happiness keeps You Sweet, 

Trials keep You Strong, 

Sorrows keep You Human, 

Failures keep You Humble, 

Success keeps You Glowing, 

But Only God keeps You Going! 

You are so special! 

Today is ” online buddy day ” . Send this to your online friends – even me , if I’m one of them – and see how many you get today!

Thomas Kinkade Painting December 19, 2008

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Hope the water flows when you get this picture.

thomas kinkade 1thomas kinkade 2

READ THE FIRST LINE CAREFULLY. .

If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it. 

Happy moments, praise God. 

Difficult moments, seek God. 

Quiet moments, worship God. 

Painful moments, trust God. 

Every moment, thank God.

 

This is a Thomas Kinkade painting.  It’s rumored to carry a miracle!     

The water is supposed to be running, so if it’s not moving then the picture 

didn’t come through entirely. 

thomas kinkade 3They say if you pass this on, you will receive a miracle. 

I am passing this on because I thought it was really pretty, 

and who couldn’t use a miracle?!

I read this at 3:58pm December 13, 2008

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The quality of life that you experience is very closely connected to the quality of your thoughts.

2 Corinthians 10:5 

And, please let me know the exact time you read this.  

Cross
This morning when the Lord opened a window to Heaven, he saw me, and he asked: 
My child, what is your greatest wish for today?
I responded:
“Lord please; take care of the person who is reading this message, their family and their special friends.They deserve it  ! 
The love of God is like the ocean, you can see its beginnings but Not its end. 
This message works on the day you receive it.
To some it may sound dumb, but the person who sent this to me was impressed with its timing. Let us see if it is true. 
ANGELS EXIST, but sometimes, since they don’t all have wings we call them FRIENDS, SUCH AS YOU. 
Pass this on to your true friends. SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU TODAY AT 11:11 IN THE EVENING. SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR. 
THIS IS NOT A JOKE; SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU BY PHONE OR WILL SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU WERE WAITING TO HEAR. DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN. SEND IT TO A MINIMUM OF 4 PEOPLE.
mary had a lil lamb

Are you busy? December 10, 2008

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SATAN’S MEETING: (Read even if you’re busy)

evil

 Satan called a worldwide convention of demons.

 In his opening address he said,

 ”We can’t keep Christians from going to church.” 

 ”We can’t keep them from reading their Bibles and knowing the truth.”

 ”We can’t even keep them from forming an intimate relationship with their saviour.”

 ”Once they gain that connection with Jesus, our power over them is broken.” 

 ”So let them go to their churches; let them have their covered dish dinners, BUT steal their time, so they don’t have time to develop a relationship with Jesus Christ..”

 ”This is what I want you to do,” said the devil: 

 ”Distract them from gaining hold of their Saviour and maintaining that vital connection throughout their day!”

 ”How shall we do this?” his demons shouted.

 ”Keep them busy in the non-essentials of life and invent innumerable schemes to occupy their minds,” he answered.

 ”Tempt them to spend, spend, spend, and borrow, borrow, borrow.” 

 ”Persuade the wives to go to work for long hours and the husbands to work 6-7 days each week, 10-12 hours a day, so they can afford their empty lifestyles.”

 ”Keep them from spending time with their children.” 

 ”As their families fragment, soon, their homes will offer no escape from the pressures of work!”

 ”Over-stimulate their minds so that they cannot hear that still, small voice.” 

 ”Entice them to play the radio or cassette player whenever they drive.” To keep the TV, VCR, CDs and their PCs going constantly in their home and see to it that every store and restaurant in the world plays non-biblical music constantly.” 

 ”This will jam their minds and break that union with Christ.”

 ”Fill the coffee tables with magazines and newspapers.”

 ”Pound their minds with the news 24 hours a day.” 

 ”Invade their driving moments with billboards.”

 ”Flood their mailboxes with junk mail, mail order catalogs, sweepstakes, and every kind of newsletter and promotional offering free products, services and false hopes..” 

 ”Keep skinny, beautiful models on the magazines and TV so their husbands will believe that outward beauty is what’s important, and they’ll become dissatisfied with their wives. “

 ”Keep the wives too tired to love their husbands at night.” 

 ”Give them headaches too! “

 ”If they don’t give their husbands the love they need, they will begin to look elsewhere.”

 ”That will fragment their families quickly!” 

 ”Give them Santa Claus to distract them from teaching their children the real meaning of Christmas.”

 ”Give them an Easter bunny so they won’t talk about his resurrection and power over sin and death.” 

 ”Even in their recreation, let them be excessive.”

 ”Have them return from their recreation exhausted.”

 ”Keep them too busy to go out in nature and reflect on God’s creation. Send them to amusement parks, sporting events, plays, concerts, and movies instead.” 

 ”Keep them busy, busy, busy!”

 ”And when they meet for spiritual fellowship, involve them in gossip and small talk so that they leave with troubled consciences.”    ”Crowd their lives with so many good causes they have no time to seek power from Jesus.”

 ”Soon they will be working in their own strength, sacrificing their health and family for the good of the cause.” 

 ”It will work!”

 ”It will work!”

 It was quite a plan!

 The demons went eagerly to their assignments causing Christians everywhere to get busier and more rushed, going here and there. 

 Having little time for their God or their families.

 Having no time to tell others about the power of Jesus to change lives.

 I guess the question is, has the devil been successful in his schemes? 

 You be the judge!!!!!

 

Does “BUSY” mean: B-eing U-nder S-atan’s Y-oke?

 Please pass this on, if you aren’t too BUSY!

 I don’t think I know 10 people who would admit they love Jesus. 

 Do You Love Him?

 IF YOU LOVE JESUS, PASS THIS ON!!!!!!!

Kokology-ish Personality Test December 8, 2008

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Take this fun personality test and forward to your closest friends!

Test Yourself

Another Reason Why You Should Not Go To Gateway Mall December 5, 2008

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GateWay MallIf your belongings are important to you, DO NOT GO TO GATEWAY MALL. 

Let me talk about my bad experience last month having lunch with my friend sa GATEWAY MALL. Eating lunch at no less than MANDARIN ORIENTAL CAFE. We just came from a breakfast meeting and I had my laptop with me so when we sat down I hung my laptop bag on my chair and we chatted and ordered lunch na. About maybe close to the end of our lunch the waitress came up to me and asked me if I was missing my bag? I was surprised with her question and was prepared to answer NO but when I looked behind to check my laptop bag it was indeed gone! She then hurriedly went out to run after someone. 

Apparently 4 people just came in and asked for a reservation 2 of those people engaged their 2 only waitresses in conversation while the other pair (male and female) suddenly just went in the restaurant towards our direction. After a few minutes the waitress noticed that the male and female pair left suddenly as if in a hurry afterwards the 2 girls distracting the waitresses with requests for reservations suddenly just said nevermind and cancel their reservation. She suddently became suspicious because this kind of incident has happened to MANDARIN ORIENTAL CAFE before, so she approached me to ask my about my bag which she noticed me carrying when we came in. When she came out to run after them she tried to look for the Mall’s Security to ask for help. No security was on that floor! She had to go down the basement where their office was to ask for help. By then it was almost 5-10 mins past the incident. The culprits were nowhere to be found. I would think that going to this posh 5 star restaurant with 5 star prices that you can feel safe and secure inside. Apparently NOT!

A few minutes later Ms Jasmin Abubakar, Sales Manager for Mandarin Oriental Suites came down to help pacify the situation. I was told that if I wanted to I can log a complaint(blotter) with their security office in the basement which I did. And once inside the security office I was shown the blotter log book. I was surprised to see the number of those kinds of incidents happening day to day. What are the GATEWAY MALL owners doing about it? Just that day someone else got robbed before I did!

Why were there no internal security guards in MANDARIN ORIENTAL CAFE?! I would think with their 5 star experience security would be included! What have they learned from past incidents like that? NOTHING! Because they are not the ones who are inconvenienced with being robbed of their belongings. Not only was my laptop and phone inside the bag, my wallet was inside too! After the incident I had to cancel all my credit cards right away and get new licenses and IDs.

Please pass this around to your friends and loved ones to warn everybody about the dangers of going to GATEWAY MALL and also the lack of security at MANDARIN ORIENTAL CAFE so it does not happen to them.

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Best regards,

 

Michael Tiu Lim

michael@megasardine s.com

VP Operations

Mega Sardines 

“Tatak Barko! Tatak Sariwa!”

Beware of Viewpoint Inn in Tagaytay October 20, 2008

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ViewPoint Inn, Tagaytay CityDate: Tuesday, 14 October, 2008, 10:34 AM

 

My husband’s family went to Tagaytay for a simple get-together last weekend.

We stayed at Viewpoint Inn, a few kms from the rotonda and in a quieter part of the city. The place seemed perfect for a relaxing weekend.

 

We booked a big non-airconditioned room (good as aircon with the windows open) which was comfortable enough to fit about 20 of us. Above it was a viewdeck where we ate dinner while enjoying a good view of Lake Taal . After the kwentuhan has died down and the children’s energies got all used up, lights went dim and everyone was asleep by 2:00a.m. It was Turo’s brother who locked the doors before he went to sleep.

 

At around 3:00a.m., barely an hour after, Billy, the househelp of Turo’s cousin woke Tito Art (of UPLB’s Batcave fame) pointing towards the backdoor where he saw a man scurrying out carrying with him several of our bags. The man realized he was seen and left the bags so he could escape. The lights went on and everyone was awake again except for the kids. Three celphones, one bag and Turo’s walking shorts with his wallet were found missing. We called the police and also the attention of the Inn ’s owner.

 

The Tagaytay Police arrived shortly. Billy recounted to the police what he saw: that earlier on a man was already observing our room from outside, and later the same person entered the room through an open window and crawled his way into a corner where all the missing items were placed, then snuck out through the back door. Billy positively identified the man as one of the helpers of Viewpoint Inn, whom he was able to have a short conversation with in the early evening.

 

 

The Inn ’s owner, on the other hand, took more than an hour to walk from his house which was a few steps away. He was immediately defensive upon learning that one of his helpers was a suspect to the robbery. Of course it was natural for him to protect his “employees” (we later found out that the helpers who worked the night shift weren’t exactly employees of the Inn but “tambays” who assisted visitors during their stay and get as their income the tips they receive from the customers), but we also expected him to take accountability for the incident as it happened within the vicinity of Viewpoint Inn, which he did not.

 

Turo, his dad, sister and brother, who owned the missing items, and Billy, the witness, went to the police station to give a statement while the rest of us waited in the Inn . The Inn ’s owner also came along. The police urged the owner to agree to a settlement, which we are open to so as to avoid the hassle of police procedures but the Inn ’s owner did not want to. In the end, three counts of robbery were filed against the Inn ’s helper who would be detained for 15 days while the police continued the investigation and hearings were scheduled etc. 

 

When they got back, we were all too tired, sleepless and upset about what happened so we packed our things and decided to go home. On our way out, one of the helpers stopped us and asked us to settle our bill (we have only paid 50% downpayment upon check-in). And although we no longer wanted to pay them after our horrible experience at their inn, we were civil enough to pay the remaining half. We don’t know if the owners were crazy, insensitive or mukha lang talaga silang pera because they even charged us an additional P200/head because we exceeded the room capacity. We were not informed that the room has a maximum capacity limit, to begin with. In fact, the Inn offered such poor service that aside from the lack of security, their office was already closed after 7 or 8pm. Add to this the management’s practice of getting tambays to man the Inn, not paying their services and expecting the customers to give them tips for a living. No wonder their helpers would resort to stealing from the visitors. The management of Viewpoint Inn is obviously accountable for what had happened but they refuse to take responsibility. 

 

Viewpoint Inn & Restaurant in Tagaytay is not accredited by the Department of Tourism. I doubt if they could get one as they obviously don’t meet the minimum accreditation standards set by DOT. A sign on their door says they are accredited by the Tagaytay Tourism Council, but, of course, we would be utilizing our contacts to have them de-listed.

 

Our weekend in Viewpoint Inn Tagaytay was such a dreadful experience that I had to write this down and send to all of you. It was bad enough that some of our stuff were stolen, but the fact that they were stolen with all of us there makes me think that all of our lives were also at risk that certain time, not just our belongings. So if you and your family or your friends are planning a trip to Tagaytay, please stay away from Viewpoint Inn. I would not want you to end up the same way we did.

 

Kindly help me circulate this email. Thanks a lot.

 

(Sgd.)

Andrea Karina Alforte

A Box of Gold July 24, 2008

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SURE HOPE THIS LITTLE GUY DOESN’T RUN OUT OF BREATH BEFORE HE GETS TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Send it back, you’ll see why
A Box of gold  

 

 

 

 

 

 

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
With a secret inside
that has never
been told

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
This box is priceless
but as I see
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The treasure inside is
precious to me
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Today I share this
treasure with thee
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It’s the treasure of
friendship you’ve
given me.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

  If this comes back to you
then you’ll have a friend
for life but, if this
becomes deleted, you are
not a friend.
Send this to everyone you
consider a friend!!
This is a magic frog.
It will grant you one wish and only one wish,
that is, if you decide to send this to others. You can wish for anything.
Repeat your wish until you have stopped scrolling.
 
Make it count!!!!!! 

 

 

 

 

 

STOP!!!!!!!!

 
FOR YOUR WISH TO COME TRUE YOU HAVE TO SEND IT
TO:
 
3 PEOPLE – YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE EVENTUALLY
5 PEOPLE – YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE IN 3 MONTHS
10 PEOPLE – YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE IN 5 WEEKS
15 PEOPLE – YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE IN 1 WEEK

 
CAN’T WAIT A WEEK???
 
22 PEOPLE – YOUR WISH WILL
COME TRUE IN 1 DAY!!!!!
 

 

 
****************REMEMBER**************
THIS MUST BE SENT OUT THE
  DAY YOU READ IT FOR YOUR
WISH TO GET GRANTED.

Come on! It is fun to see the little frogs and stuff!