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Date Rape & Sterilization Pill warning December 28, 2008

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sad girlPlease Inform all your Female Friends

Babala Para Sa Mga Kababaihan

A woman at a bar on a Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who, according to hospital and police reports, gang raped

her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes, along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood and Progesterex, essentially a small sterilization pill.

The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to

vets to sterilize large animals.  Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. 

As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl’s drink. The girl can’t remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before.

Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn’t get pregnant; she won’t conceive from the rape and the rapist needn’t worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later.

The drug’s effects ARE NOT TEMPORARY – They are P*E*R*M*A*N*E*N*T!!!

Progesterex was designed to sterilize horses..  Any female who takes it will NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE…

The weasels can get this drug from anyone who is in the vet school or any university.

It’s that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out big on campuses  everywhere. Believe it or not, there are

even sites on the Internet telling people how to use it.

Please forward this to everyone you know, especially girls.. Be careful when you’re out and don’t leave your drink unattended.

Please make the effort to forward this on to all you know… Guys, please  inform all your female friends and relatives!

REPOST THIS MSG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU CAN to HELP SAVE THE NEXT VICTIM.

Happy Buddies’ Day! December 22, 2008

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rose bouquetlifeForward to all your friends, including me. And don’t tell me you’re too 

busy for this. Don’t you know the phrase “stop and smell the flowers”? 

See how many “bouquets” you end up with! 

Happiness keeps You Sweet, 

Trials keep You Strong, 

Sorrows keep You Human, 

Failures keep You Humble, 

Success keeps You Glowing, 

But Only God keeps You Going! 

You are so special! 

Today is ” online buddy day ” . Send this to your online friends – even me , if I’m one of them – and see how many you get today!

Thomas Kinkade Painting December 19, 2008

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Hope the water flows when you get this picture.

thomas kinkade 1thomas kinkade 2

READ THE FIRST LINE CAREFULLY. .

If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it. 

Happy moments, praise God. 

Difficult moments, seek God. 

Quiet moments, worship God. 

Painful moments, trust God. 

Every moment, thank God.

 

This is a Thomas Kinkade painting.  It’s rumored to carry a miracle!     

The water is supposed to be running, so if it’s not moving then the picture 

didn’t come through entirely. 

thomas kinkade 3They say if you pass this on, you will receive a miracle. 

I am passing this on because I thought it was really pretty, 

and who couldn’t use a miracle?!

The Interview December 16, 2008

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No matter what you believe, this is beautiful 
Interview With God

 Send this on …..it is worth the 45 seconds 

  
please click on:  The interview 

I read this at 3:58pm December 13, 2008

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The quality of life that you experience is very closely connected to the quality of your thoughts.

2 Corinthians 10:5 

And, please let me know the exact time you read this.  

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This morning when the Lord opened a window to Heaven, he saw me, and he asked: 
My child, what is your greatest wish for today?
I responded:
“Lord please; take care of the person who is reading this message, their family and their special friends.They deserve it  ! 
The love of God is like the ocean, you can see its beginnings but Not its end. 
This message works on the day you receive it.
To some it may sound dumb, but the person who sent this to me was impressed with its timing. Let us see if it is true. 
ANGELS EXIST, but sometimes, since they don’t all have wings we call them FRIENDS, SUCH AS YOU. 
Pass this on to your true friends. SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU TODAY AT 11:11 IN THE EVENING. SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR. 
THIS IS NOT A JOKE; SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU BY PHONE OR WILL SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU WERE WAITING TO HEAR. DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN. SEND IT TO A MINIMUM OF 4 PEOPLE.
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The Anti-Stress Song December 12, 2008

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ist1_5685623-angerJust click on the image (which leads to a powerpoint file) and follow the instructions carefully.

Make sure you turn your volume up.

Relax and enjoy!

Are you busy? December 10, 2008

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SATAN’S MEETING: (Read even if you’re busy)

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 Satan called a worldwide convention of demons.

 In his opening address he said,

 ”We can’t keep Christians from going to church.” 

 ”We can’t keep them from reading their Bibles and knowing the truth.”

 ”We can’t even keep them from forming an intimate relationship with their saviour.”

 ”Once they gain that connection with Jesus, our power over them is broken.” 

 ”So let them go to their churches; let them have their covered dish dinners, BUT steal their time, so they don’t have time to develop a relationship with Jesus Christ..”

 ”This is what I want you to do,” said the devil: 

 ”Distract them from gaining hold of their Saviour and maintaining that vital connection throughout their day!”

 ”How shall we do this?” his demons shouted.

 ”Keep them busy in the non-essentials of life and invent innumerable schemes to occupy their minds,” he answered.

 ”Tempt them to spend, spend, spend, and borrow, borrow, borrow.” 

 ”Persuade the wives to go to work for long hours and the husbands to work 6-7 days each week, 10-12 hours a day, so they can afford their empty lifestyles.”

 ”Keep them from spending time with their children.” 

 ”As their families fragment, soon, their homes will offer no escape from the pressures of work!”

 ”Over-stimulate their minds so that they cannot hear that still, small voice.” 

 ”Entice them to play the radio or cassette player whenever they drive.” To keep the TV, VCR, CDs and their PCs going constantly in their home and see to it that every store and restaurant in the world plays non-biblical music constantly.” 

 ”This will jam their minds and break that union with Christ.”

 ”Fill the coffee tables with magazines and newspapers.”

 ”Pound their minds with the news 24 hours a day.” 

 ”Invade their driving moments with billboards.”

 ”Flood their mailboxes with junk mail, mail order catalogs, sweepstakes, and every kind of newsletter and promotional offering free products, services and false hopes..” 

 ”Keep skinny, beautiful models on the magazines and TV so their husbands will believe that outward beauty is what’s important, and they’ll become dissatisfied with their wives. “

 ”Keep the wives too tired to love their husbands at night.” 

 ”Give them headaches too! “

 ”If they don’t give their husbands the love they need, they will begin to look elsewhere.”

 ”That will fragment their families quickly!” 

 ”Give them Santa Claus to distract them from teaching their children the real meaning of Christmas.”

 ”Give them an Easter bunny so they won’t talk about his resurrection and power over sin and death.” 

 ”Even in their recreation, let them be excessive.”

 ”Have them return from their recreation exhausted.”

 ”Keep them too busy to go out in nature and reflect on God’s creation. Send them to amusement parks, sporting events, plays, concerts, and movies instead.” 

 ”Keep them busy, busy, busy!”

 ”And when they meet for spiritual fellowship, involve them in gossip and small talk so that they leave with troubled consciences.”    ”Crowd their lives with so many good causes they have no time to seek power from Jesus.”

 ”Soon they will be working in their own strength, sacrificing their health and family for the good of the cause.” 

 ”It will work!”

 ”It will work!”

 It was quite a plan!

 The demons went eagerly to their assignments causing Christians everywhere to get busier and more rushed, going here and there. 

 Having little time for their God or their families.

 Having no time to tell others about the power of Jesus to change lives.

 I guess the question is, has the devil been successful in his schemes? 

 You be the judge!!!!!

 

Does “BUSY” mean: B-eing U-nder S-atan’s Y-oke?

 Please pass this on, if you aren’t too BUSY!

 I don’t think I know 10 people who would admit they love Jesus. 

 Do You Love Him?

 IF YOU LOVE JESUS, PASS THIS ON!!!!!!!

Kokology-ish Personality Test December 8, 2008

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Take this fun personality test and forward to your closest friends!

Test Yourself

Family Problem December 6, 2008

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FamilyTwo men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems.

Finally the other man said: “You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter. We got married and I got myself a step-daughter. Later, my father married my step-daughter. That made my step daughter my step-mother. And my father became my step-son. Also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Much later the daughter of my wife, my step-mother, had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father’s son. But he was also the son of my wife’s daughter which made him my wife’s grand-son. That made me the grandfather of my half brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half sister of my son, my step-mother, is also his grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose step-sister is my father’s wife. I am my step-mother’s brother-in-law, my wife is her own child’s aunt, my son is my father’s nephew and I am my OWN GRAND FATHER!!!!!!!!!!

And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!!!!!!!

Another Reason Why You Should Not Go To Gateway Mall December 5, 2008

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GateWay MallIf your belongings are important to you, DO NOT GO TO GATEWAY MALL. 

Let me talk about my bad experience last month having lunch with my friend sa GATEWAY MALL. Eating lunch at no less than MANDARIN ORIENTAL CAFE. We just came from a breakfast meeting and I had my laptop with me so when we sat down I hung my laptop bag on my chair and we chatted and ordered lunch na. About maybe close to the end of our lunch the waitress came up to me and asked me if I was missing my bag? I was surprised with her question and was prepared to answer NO but when I looked behind to check my laptop bag it was indeed gone! She then hurriedly went out to run after someone. 

Apparently 4 people just came in and asked for a reservation 2 of those people engaged their 2 only waitresses in conversation while the other pair (male and female) suddenly just went in the restaurant towards our direction. After a few minutes the waitress noticed that the male and female pair left suddenly as if in a hurry afterwards the 2 girls distracting the waitresses with requests for reservations suddenly just said nevermind and cancel their reservation. She suddently became suspicious because this kind of incident has happened to MANDARIN ORIENTAL CAFE before, so she approached me to ask my about my bag which she noticed me carrying when we came in. When she came out to run after them she tried to look for the Mall’s Security to ask for help. No security was on that floor! She had to go down the basement where their office was to ask for help. By then it was almost 5-10 mins past the incident. The culprits were nowhere to be found. I would think that going to this posh 5 star restaurant with 5 star prices that you can feel safe and secure inside. Apparently NOT!

A few minutes later Ms Jasmin Abubakar, Sales Manager for Mandarin Oriental Suites came down to help pacify the situation. I was told that if I wanted to I can log a complaint(blotter) with their security office in the basement which I did. And once inside the security office I was shown the blotter log book. I was surprised to see the number of those kinds of incidents happening day to day. What are the GATEWAY MALL owners doing about it? Just that day someone else got robbed before I did!

Why were there no internal security guards in MANDARIN ORIENTAL CAFE?! I would think with their 5 star experience security would be included! What have they learned from past incidents like that? NOTHING! Because they are not the ones who are inconvenienced with being robbed of their belongings. Not only was my laptop and phone inside the bag, my wallet was inside too! After the incident I had to cancel all my credit cards right away and get new licenses and IDs.

Please pass this around to your friends and loved ones to warn everybody about the dangers of going to GATEWAY MALL and also the lack of security at MANDARIN ORIENTAL CAFE so it does not happen to them.

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Best regards,

 

Michael Tiu Lim

michael@megasardine s.com

VP Operations

Mega Sardines 

“Tatak Barko! Tatak Sariwa!”