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Do you know what would have happened if there had been
Three Wise Women instead of Three Wise Men?

- They would have asked directions,
- Arrived on time,
- Helped deliver the baby,
- Cleaned the stable,

- Made a casserole,
- Brought practical gifts and
- There would be Peace On Earth.

BUT READ ON . . . . .

Cute, but do you know what would have happened
if there had been Three Gay Wise Men ?

- They would have done a fabulous parade towards the big "B" in full auburn/gold sequined gowns to match the low "Star of Bethlehem" lighting.
- Helped deliver the baby AND dressed it up in a gorgeous butter cream-colored 100% cotton throw.
- Cleaned the stable AND redecorated it in a "western" theme to match the animals.
- Would not have made a casserole but a flawless entree of Chilean sea bass dusted in cocoa powder with Guatemalan mangoes in a light chutney mix, mashed potatoes with a light cream fennel sauce and Anjou pears with yogurt cream cheese and Grand Marnier swirls, topped off with a caff/half caff cappuccino con panna.
- The practical gifts would have included items from the new Martha Stewart Living collection.
- Peace? How can you have peace when the entire night just screams for a drag number?