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My Wishes for You this 2006 December 31, 2005

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My wishes for you:

great start for january

love for february

inner peace for march

no worries for april

fun for may

joy for june to november

happy life for december

- Jonah

The God we meet… December 31, 2005

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The God we meet in GOOD TIMES is the same we meet in HARD TIMES. 

May the Lord REFRESH us and give us STRENGTH as we FACE new challenges.

Happy New Year!

- Dahl 

Greetings are Music December 31, 2005

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Gretings are music but I cannot give you the sound of my voice. All you can hear is a beep that comes from my heart praying that you're safe and happy!

- A. Nanie 

Ang Binabati ko lang ng Happy New Year December 31, 2005

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Ang binabati ko lang ng "Happy New Year" ay ang mga artistahin, good looking, matalino at malakas ang sex appeal. So paano? "Happy Rizal Day!" na lang!

- Abie 

My Wishes for You December 31, 2005

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My wishes for you?

A great start for Monday.

No obstacles for Tuesday. 

No stress for Wednesday.

No worry for Thursday.

Smile for Friday.

Enjoy for Saturday.

& Happy New Year this Sunday!

-A. Nanie 

Fruitful Year December 31, 2005

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Before 2005 ends, I thank all the good people like you who made the passing year beautiful for me…

I pray you be blessed with another fruitful year! Happy New Year!

-Leng

We Three Queens! December 31, 2005

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Wise_men Do you know what would have happened if there had been
Three Wise Women instead of Three Wise Men?

- They would have asked directions,
- Arrived on time,
- Helped deliver the baby,
- Cleaned the stable,

- Made a casserole,
- Brought practical gifts and
- There would be Peace On Earth.

BUT READ ON . . . . .

Cute, but do you know what would have happened
if there had been Three Gay Wise Men ?

- They would have done a fabulous parade towards the big "B" in full auburn/gold sequined gowns to match the low "Star of Bethlehem" lighting.
- Helped deliver the baby AND dressed it up in a gorgeous butter cream-colored 100% cotton throw.
- Cleaned the stable AND redecorated it in a "western" theme to match the animals.
- Would not have made a casserole but a flawless entree of Chilean sea bass dusted in cocoa powder with Guatemalan mangoes in a light chutney mix, mashed potatoes with a light cream fennel sauce and Anjou pears with yogurt cream cheese and Grand Marnier swirls, topped off with a caff/half caff cappuccino con panna.
- The practical gifts would have included items from the new Martha Stewart Living collection.
- Peace? How can you have peace when the entire night just screams for a drag number?

A Letter from Jesus December 31, 2005

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Dear All,

As you well know, we are getting closer to my birthday. Every year there is a celebration in my honor and I think that this year the celebration will be repeated.

During this time there are many people shopping for gifts, there are many Radio announcements, TV commercials, and in every part of the world everyone is talking that my birthday is getting closer and closer.

It is really very nice to know, that at least once a year, some people think of me.

As you know, the celebration of my birthday began many years ago.

At first people seemed to understand and be thankful of all that I did for them, but in these times, no one seems to know the reason for the celebration.

Family and friends get together and have a lot of fun, but they don’t know the meaning of the celebration. I remember that last year there was a great feast in my honor. The dinner table was full of delicious foods,
pastries,fruits, assorted nuts and  chocolates. The decorations were exquisite and there were many, many beautifully wrapped gifts.

However, do you want to know something? I was not invited.

I was the guest of honor and they didn’t remember to send me an invitation.

The party was for me, but when that great day came, I was left outside, they closed the door in my face .. and I wanted to be with them and share their table.

In truth, that didn’t surprise me because in the last few years all close their doors to me. Since I wasn’t invited, I decided to enter the party without making any noise. I went in and stood in a corner.

They were all drinking; there were some who were drunk and telling jokes and laughing at everything. They were having a grand time.

To top it all, this big fat man all dressed in red wearing a long white beard entered the room yelling Ho-Ho-Ho! He seemed drunk. He sat on the sofa and all the children ran to him, saying: "Santa Claus, Santa
Claus" as if the party were in his honor!

At midnight all the people began to hug each other; I extended my arms waiting for someone to hug me and do you know no-one hugged me.

Suddenly they all began to share gifts. They opened them one by one with great expectation. When all had been opened, I looked to see if, maybe, there was one for me. What would you feel if on your birthday everybody
shared gifts and you did not get one?

I then understood that I was unwanted at that party and quietly left.

Every year it gets worse. People only remember the gifts, the parties, to eat and drink, and nobody remembers me.

I would like this Christmas that you allow me to enter into your life.

I would like that you recognize the fact that almost two thousand years ago I came to this world to give my life for you, on the cross, to save you.

Today, I only want that you believe this with all your heart.

I want to share something with you. As many didn’t invite me to their party, I will have my own celebration, a grandiose party that no one has ever imagined, a spectacular party. I’m still making the final
arrangements.

Today I am sending out many invitations and there is an invitation for you.I want to know if you wish to attend and I will make a reservation for you and write your name with golden letters in my great guest book.

Only those on the guest list will be invited to the party.

Those who don’t answer the invite, will be left outside. Be prepared because when all is ready you will be part of my great party.

See you soon. I Love you!

Jesus

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A Sad Christmas Story December 31, 2005

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‘Twas the night before Christmas–Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"–what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money–The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes–if that ain’t damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days–they all are the pits
They want the impossible–Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls…Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo’s–No request for them,
They want computers and robots…they think – I’m IBM!

Flying through the air…dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I’m quitting this job there’s just no enjoyment
I’ll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There’s no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I’m going SOUTH for the season!

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Ten reasons why the `Pinoy’ Christmas is tops December 31, 2005

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Anonymous
Parol_marge Filipinos wholeheartedly love to celebrate the holidays, and for
them, the best holiday of all has got to be Christmas. In this
largely Catholic country, the Christmas experience goes beyond
singing carols and seeing bright lanterns on the streets. It is also
the best time for keeping long-standing family traditions. We Pinoys are truly fortunate to have Christmas to cherish each year, and I reckon these are 10 best reasons why.
1. Endless bargains, bazaars and tiangge adventures. I often wonder
why the Philippines has never been branded as a shoppers’ paradise.
Maybe not enough tourists have seen our markets during the holidays.
With great bargains, bazaars and tiangges around town, you’ll need a
whole month to check out the assorted merchandise that would make
perfect Christmas gifts.
2. Colorful capiz lanterns that light up the streets. Come the first
week of December, the most colorful and often ornate lanterns light
up street posts and office facades. The Pinoys are truly ingenious
for creating affordable plastic lantern versions of colorful
patterns originally made from capiz shells.
3. Puto bumbong and bibingka. Christmas will never be complete
without the piping hot rice cakes and purple-colored sticky rice
with sugar and coconut. Cooked in traditional smoking pottery, the
puto bumbong and bibingka make for the perfect breakfast after
hearing dawn masses. These age-old favorite treats embody true
Filipino cuisine that everyone simply enjoys.
4. Charity galore. The Yuletide expectedly brings out the kind-
hearted side of the Pinoy. During this time of the year, everyone
willingly shells out and shares the most they can with the less
fortunate.
5. Red envelopes and aginaldo. When I was a kid, receiving a crisp
orange P20 bill was a real treat. The aginaldo sometimes had to be
earned, however, as we would have to sing or dance ala Aldeguer back
then. Then after each Christmas Day, my cousins and I would hie off
to the nearest Magnolia ice cream house to splurge on chocolate
marshmallow sundaes with our aginaldos. We felt like we had made our
first million back then. Nowadays, the aginaldo often comes in
bright red envelopes for kids to keep.
6. The dusky, cool Christmas weather. The hazy, cold December
mornings make the city a nice place to be in. Even better is driving
off to Baguio—probably the closest thing to spending the holidays as
if one were in San Francisco. Well, for the fashionista Pinoys,
December is the only time one can don and show off those chic
jackets and turtleneck shirts.
7. Early morning Misa de Gallo. It is amazing how this centuries-old
Midnight Mass tradition introduced by the Spanish friars has endured
for almost 300 years. Waking up half-groggy to hear dawn Masses for
nine consecutive days is a novena most Catholics still observe
solemnly. Honestly, it is quite a feat to wake up after an evening
of partying and dancing.
8. The Christmas Belen. The Nativity scene has now been rendered in
so many ways but still depicts Jesus in the manger. Whatever home or
church you go to, the Christmas Belen embodies the true Christian
spirit of how our faith is so central in our lives.
9. Noche Buena. From the traditional queso de bola, jamon, chocolate
eh and pan de sal ensemble, the Noche Buena (or Christmas Eve
Dinner) is the most-awaited family banquet. The Noche Buena with
complete Christmas trimmings make even the simplest meal a feast to
remember.
10. Family reunions. Even if it means traveling continents away,
Filipinos make every effort to come home for family reunions during
the holidays. The Yuletide season is truly the most wonderful and
meaningful celebration with kith and kin to share with. And this
perhaps is the first reason why Pinoy Christmas is simply tops!